Happy spring! I wrote a new ecard:
Let’s kick off spring by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each otherVia someecards

Happy spring! I wrote a new ecard:

Let’s kick off spring by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each other

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My first official “someecard.”
Leap Year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra timeVia someecards

My first official “someecard.”

Leap Year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time

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My second someecard is live!
“Pi Day is the perfect holiday to celebrate with friends you don’t have because you celebrate Pi Day”Via someecards

My second someecard is live!

“Pi Day is the perfect holiday to celebrate with friends you don’t have because you celebrate Pi Day”

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creagheadcompany:

Join us at LITTLEFIELD on THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8 at 8 PM where we’ll be celebrating the release of PENDULOUS BREASTS QUARTERLY, a literary publication edited by Onion writer JOHN HARRIS.
With performances by
TODD BARRY, PANGEA 3000, JOE RANDAZZO, MATT KOFF, MICHAEL CHE
and music from
THE NATIONAL RESERVE and KELLI SCARR featuring WOLF!
Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door, and include a copy of the bound, 88-page PENDULOUS BREASTS QUARTERLY

creagheadcompany:

Join us at LITTLEFIELD on THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8 at 8 PM where we’ll be celebrating the release of PENDULOUS BREASTS QUARTERLY, a literary publication edited by Onion writer JOHN HARRIS.

With performances by

TODD BARRY, PANGEA 3000, JOE RANDAZZO, MATT KOFF, MICHAEL CHE

and music from

THE NATIONAL RESERVE and KELLI SCARR featuring WOLF!

Tickets are $12 in advance, $15 at the door, and include a copy of the bound, 88-page PENDULOUS BREASTS QUARTERLY

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I’m a guest host on this week’s “Pod Awful.” Listen to me listen to host Jesse P.S.’s break-up travails. Then he yells at one of my friends. Check it out!

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Last night, I hosted the August Channel 101 NY screening. The fake sponsor of the evening was the 1996 Olympic Games. In keeping with this, I decided to kick things off with some topical humor circa 1996. 

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